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• Software, n.: Formal evening attire for female computer analysts.
• A real computer scientist will dedicate months of patient effort to reduce the asymptotic time of an algorithm from n log log n to n log log log n and never implement it.
  A real programmer come up with the n log log log n solution while eating cold pizza in the morning and then implements an n^2 solution anyway....
• TAIL, n. The part of an animal's spine that has transcended its natural limitations to set up an independent existence in a world of its own.
  Excepting in its foetal state, Man is without a tail, a privation of which he attests an hereditary and uneasy consciousness by the coat-skirt of the male and the train of the female, and by a marked tendency to ornament that part of his attire where the tail should be, and indubitably once was....
• ANALYSTS PANIC: Prime numbers missing from IEEE floating point?
  -- "National Computer Science Enquire...
• ilicon n. Hardware, esp. ICs or microprocessor-based computer systems (compare iron).
  Contrasted with software. See also sandbender....
• Computer Science is merely the post-Turing decline in formal systems theory.