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Software unprotects, a hex change operation.
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Female sex change operation: An Adadicktome.
May you find out that your lover is having a sex change operation.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you complain in the supermarket about your change and find out you computed it in hex.
Q: What's the most painful part of a sex change operation for a man?
A: The removal of the brain and the widening of the mouth!...
How many software engineers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
The change is 90 percent complete....
Programmers do it in $Hex.
Sub-titled in HEX for programme
Did you hear about a chap who wanted to borrow $10,000 for a sex-change operation.
As collateral, he offered to put up the family jewels....
How many software engineers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to design the change, one to implement it, one to document it, and one to maintain it afterwards....