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So How DO They Get The Lead Into The Pencil?
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So how DO they get the lead into the pencil?
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How many lead singers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Get the drummer to do it....
or I'll fill you so full of lead we could sharpen your head and call you a pencil!
-- Amy to Edmund : Amy and Amiability...
MATH MAJORS do it with a pencil
A horse may go freely to water, but a pencil must be lead.
You can drive a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
How do you slow down a lead guitarist? Sheet music..
How do they get all those little metal bits on a zipper to line up so well?
First Law of Business Meetings: The lead in a pencil will break in direct proportion to the importance of the notes being taken.