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• W not shipped since I live so close.
• Spring is sprung, the grass is riz. I wonders where the boidies is.
  Some soi the boid is on the wing. But that's absoid! The wing's on the boid....
• I used to be a FUNDAMENTALIST, but then I heard about the HIGH RADIATION LEVELS and bought an ENCYCLOPEDIA!
  ! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• Bring the little ones unto me, and I will get a good price for them.
  -- Dr. Fegg's Encyclopedia of _All_ World Knowledge...
• W*&t? I th^%k w% h@$% s%m# l&n$ n*&se.
• Conservatives are Right-Wing, Liberals are Wrong-Wing.
• Don: I didn't know you had a cousin Penelope, Bill!
  Was she pretty? W. C.: Well, her face was so wrinkled it looked like seven miles of bad road....
• Don: I didn't know you had a cousin Penelope, Bill!
  Was she pretty? W. C.: Well, her face was so wrinkled it looked like seven miles of bad road....