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Some Assembly Required" Means "Engineering Degree Necessary.
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"Some Assembly Required" means "Engineering Degree Necessary."
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Wanted: programmers with experience. Some assembly required.
Graphs of higher degree polynomials have this habit of doing unwanted wiggly things.
-- from a 1A Engineering maths lecture...
Borg starter kit. Some assimilation required.
Applying computer technology is simply finding the right wrench to pound in the correct screw.
The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?...
Social institutions will change only at the speed required to protect them from attack-slowly or fast to the degree required, but usually slowly.
They will put off change as long as possible. -- Arthur Herzog...
More Technobabble: ... Consequently, in parallel to Fab, Assembly has its own ZID, ZOD, and ZUD programs.
Outgoing ZOD for Fab, and VQUIP for Materials, becomes ZID for Assembly, and ZOD for Assembly becomes ZID for Test....
The following appeared in a letter to the school board in the town of Centerville.
"All students should be required to take the driver's education course at Centerville High School....