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• We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.
  -- Will Roge...
• STARS: a flight of steps. "Jes go up them stars!" -- Texan Dictionary
• The meek will inherit the Earth. The rest of us will go to the stars.
• Hi. Would somebody with the appropriate equipment please convert this to binary and broadcast it to the stars.
  Thanks. "Whoever has been mutilating cattle and making crop circles, cut it out!...
• DON'T go!! I'm not HOWARD COSELL!! I know POLISH JOKES.
  .. WAIT!! Don't go!! I AM Howard Cosell!... And I DON'T know Polish jokes!...
• The hippo has no sting, but the wise man would rather be sat upon by the bee.
  -- Banacek's Eighteenth Polish Proverb...
• Banacek's Eighteenth Polish Proverb: The hippo has no sting, but the wise man would rather be sat upon by the bee.
• If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night.
  And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record....