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Someday There Is Going To Be A Book About A Middle Aged Man With A Good Job, A Beautiful Wife And Two Lovely Children Who Still Manages To Be Happy.
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Someday there is going to be a book about a middle aged man with a good
job, a beautiful wife and two lovely children who still manages to be happy.
-- Bill Vaughan
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