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A Pencil Sharpener For My Ears! Thanx, Jim -- Spock At Xma
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A pencil sharpener for my ears! Thanx, Jim
-- Spock at Xmas
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He's DEAD, Jim. Get his ears. -- Spock
Jim watches in amazement as Spock's ears sprout broccoli.
When a pencil point breaks, the nearest sharpener is exactly 1000 feet away.
Objective philosophy is like a pencil sharpener for one's mind. Shlomi Fish
It's life, Jim... but not as we know it. -- Spock
This little breach of security isn't going to affect my Xmas bonus?
Jim. Your name...is Jim. -- Spock to Kirk, "ST III: The Search for Spock," stardate 8210.3
My pencil slipped and tore my aptitude test.
Thinking quickly Spock opens a can of peas with his ears.
