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• Our [softball] team usually puts the other woman at second base, where the maximum possible number of males can get there on short notice to help out in case of emergency.
  As far as I can tell, our second basewoman is a pretty good baseball player, better than I am, anyway, but there's no way to know for sure because if the ball gets anywhere near her, a male comes barging over from, say, right field, to deal with it....
• Our [softball] team usually puts the other woman at second base, where the maximum possible number of males can get there on short notice to help out in case of emergency.
  As far as I can tell, our second basewoman is a pretty good baseball player, better than I am, anyway, but there's no way to know for sure because if the ball gets anywhere near her, a male comes barging over from, say, right field, to deal with it....
• To be beautiful is enough! if a woman can do that well who should demand more from her?
  You don't want a rose to sing. -- Thackeray...
• marbles pl.n. [from mainstream "lost all his/her marbles"] The minimum needed to build your way further up some hierarchy of tools or abstractions.
  After a bad system crash, you need to determine if the machine has enough marbles to come up on its own, or enough marbles to allow a rebuild from backups, or if you need to rebuild from scratch....
• marbles: [from mainstream "lost all his/her marbles"] pl.
  . The minimum needed to build your way further up some hierarchy of tools or abstractions....
• ABDOMEN, n. The temple of the god Stomach, in whose worship, with sacrificial rights, all true men engage.
  From women this ancient faith commands but a stammering assent....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Some say the world will end in fire, Some say in ice.
  From what I've tasted of desire I hold with those who favor fire....