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• You and me we're going nowhere slowly And we gotta get away from the past There's nothing wrong with going nowhere baby But we should be going nowhere fast Everybody's going nowhere slowly They're only fighting for the chance to be last There's nothing wrong with going nowhere baby But we should be going nowhere fast It's so much better going nowhere fast.
  .. -- Nowhere Fast, Meat Loaf, _Bad Attitude_...
• Fortune's Rules for Memo Wars: #2 Given the incredible advances in sociocybernetics and telepsychology over the last few yea
  we are now able to completely understand everything that the author of an memo is trying to say....
• We should go metric every inch of the way!
• The following appeared in a letter sent by a committee of homeowners from the Deerhaven Acres to all homeowners in Deerhaven Acres.
  "Seven years ago, homeowners in nearby Brookville community adopted a set of restrictions on how the community's yards should be landscaped and what colors the exteriors of homes should be painted....
• We are on strike. Why should this seem so startling?
  There is only one kind of men who have never been on strike in human history....
• It is necessary to restate the President's viewpoint very clearly, and that is that we are a party that is diversified.
  We are a party that, though we have a position on abortion, that those who disagree with us should not feel excluded because of that issue....
• don't you know that there are things, in the best of us, which no outside should dare to touch?
  Things sacred because, and only because, one can say...
• How much lies in laughter; the cipher-key wherewith we decipher the whole man!
  Some men wear an everlasting barren simper; in the smile of others lies the cold glitter, as of ice...
• Only a few industrious Scots perhaps, who indeed are dispersed over the face of the whole earth.
  But as for them, there are no greater friends to Englishmen and England, when they are out on 't, in the world, than they are....