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• The Least Successful Defrosting Device The all-time record here is held by Mr.
  Peter Rowlands of Lancaster whose lips became frozen to his lock in 1979 while blowing warm air on it....
• The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of their tires.
  -- Dorothy Parke...
• Fame may be compared to a scold: the best way to silence her is to let her alone, and she will at last be out of breath in blowing her own trumpet.
  -- Fulle...
• In those vernal seasons of the year, when the air is calm and pleasa
  it were an injury and sullenness against Nature not to go out and see her riches, and partake in her rejoicing with heaven and earth....
• A boy is a magical creature -- you can lock him out of your workshop, but you can't lock him out of your heart.
  -- Allan Beck...
• It is rare that, after having given the key of her heart, a woman does not change the lock the day after.
• Grampa: [flying out the door] I think we got our umbrellas switched!
  [in the air] Whee! I never felt so alive!...
• Hot air sometimes thaws out a cold reception.
• Marge: [checks her watch] One more hour. Homer: An hour?
  I can't wait another hour. What's keeping that stupid comet?...