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• The reason I look unhappy is that tonight I have to see a slide show starring my wife's sisters -- or as I call them, `the gruesome twosome.
  ' -- Homer Simpson Krusty Gets Busted...
• My other wife is beautiful.
• An average English word is four letters and a half.
  By hard, honest labor I've dug all the large words out of my vocabulary and shaved it down till the average is three and a half....
• I'm really concerned about my wife since we moved to California.
  She's gotten kind of kinky. She likes to tie me up and then go out with someone else....
• My ex-wife's car is a broomstick
• My wife gives good headache.
• My wife left me - There is a GOD!
• There's someone in my mind and it's not me.
• The hardest to plow are someone else's field and one's own wife. -- Milorad Pavic