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• A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and gets to bed at night, and in between he does what he wants to do.
  -- Bob Dyla...
• Kirk: "I'm going down there." McCoy: "Khan could be down there.
  Kirk: "He's been there. Hasn't found what he wants....
• My whole life has been a tissue of whoppers. I consider myself to be one of England's finest liers.
  ..Oh, my God, Percy, a giant humming- bird is about to eat your hat and cloak!...
• An old man lost all his money. Seventy years old, hasn't got a dime.
  Who does he blame? His wife. He says, "If you were a good wife, you'd go out and work for me....
• Homer: One adult and four children. Woman: Would you like to buy some Itchy and Scratchy Money?
  Homer: What's that? Woman: Well it's money that's made just for the park....
• Kent: Good morning, everybody. Panic is gripping Springfield as giant advertising mascots rampage through the city.
  Perhaps it's part of some daring new ad campaign, but what new product could justify such carnage?...
• Every man is the architect of his own life. He builds it just the way he wants it.
  However, after he has built what he wants, he sometimes decides that he doesn't like what he has built and looks for someone or something to blame instead of changing himself....
• Leadership is getting someone else to do what you want him to do because he wants to do it.
  -- Dwight David Eisenhowe...
• Baldrick! Thank you for introducing me to a genuinely new experience!
  What experience is that? Being pleased to see you... -- Edmund and Baldrick : Amy and Amiability...