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• Some primal termite knocked on wood. And tasted it, and found it good.
  And that is why your Cousin May Fell through the parlor floor today. -- Ogden Nash...
• As confused as a termite in a wood yo-yo.
• Parsley is gharsley. -- Odgen Nash (1902-1971)
• aga n. [WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N random broken people.
  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
• Too clever is dumb. -- Odgen Nash (1902-1971)
• You may be redneck... if your first cousin is also your wife.
• You may be redneck... if your daughters' children also call you Cousin.
• You may be redneck... if your nephew's wife calls you Cousin too.