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• Sometimes, at the end of the day, when I'm smiling and shaking their hands, I want to kick them.
  -- Richard M. Nixo...
• I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes. -- Richard M. Nixo
• I am not a crook. -- from The Best-Loved Quotes of Richard Milhouse Nixo
• I would have made a good Pope. -- Richard M. Nixon (1913-1994)
• They say it's the responsibility of the media to look at government -- especially the president -- with a microscope.
  I don't argue with that, but when they use a proctoscope, it's going too far....
• When I grow up, I want to be an honest lawyer so things like that can't happen.
  -- Richard Nixon, as a boy, on the Teapot Dome scandal...
• When I grow up, I want to be an honest lawyer so things like that can't happen.
  -- Richard Nixon as a boy (on the Teapot Dome scandal)...
• When I grow up, I want to be an honest lawyer so things like that can't happen.
  -- Richard Nixon as a boy (on the Teapot Dome scandal)...