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• Beauty is in the heart of the beholder. -- Al Bernstei
• If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance. -- Al Bernstei
• We treat this world of ours as though we have a spare in the trunk. -- Al Bernstei
• Al Gore to Fry: "You fool! You foolish fool!
• Al Jeeter: Goes to same job every day!
• Sometimes a man who deserves to be looked down upon because he is a fool is despised only because he is a lawyer.
  -- Montesquieu...
• A Moderator's job is never done!
• A Perl script is correct if it's halfway readable and it gets the job done before your boss fires you.
  -- "Programming Perl," by Larry Wall and Randal Schwartz...
• Doing gets it done.