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• Wit ought to be a glorious treat, like caviar; never spread it around like marmalade.
  -- Noel Coward...
• Sunburn is very becoming--but only when it is even--one must be careful not to look like a mixed grill.
  -- Noel Coward...
• Everybody worships me, it's nauseating. -- Sir Noel Coward
• The higher the buildings, the lower the morals. -- Noel Coward
• It is extraordinary how potent cheap music is. -- Noel Coward
• Extraordinary how potent cheap music is. -- Sir Noel Coward
• For gin, in cruel Sober truth, Supplies the fuel For flaming youth. -- Noel Coward
• Maj. Bloodnok: Seagoon, you're a coward! Seagoon: Only in the holiday season.
  Maj. Bloodnok: Ah, another Noel Coward!...
• Politicians in government should be changed regularly, like diapers, for the same reason.
  -- Richard Davie...