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• FORTUNE'S FUN FACTS TO KNOW AND TELL: #37 Can you name the seven seas?
  Antartic, Artic, North Atlantic, South Atlantic, Indian, North Pacific, South Pacific....
• I am from an island in the Pacific.
• A passage enters from the south.
• Sam: What do you say, Norm? Norm: Any cheap, tawdry thing that'll get me a beer.
  -- Cheers, Birth, Death, Love and Rice Sam: What do you say to a beer, Normie?...
• I do not like this word 'bomb.' It is not a bomb, it is a device which is exploding.
  -- Jacques Le Blanc, French ambassador to New Zealand -- speaking to the (NZ) National Press Club -- about French nuclear tests in the South Pacific...
• Insanity is hereditary. You can get it from your children. -- Sam Levenso
• A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance from Sam.
• cargo cult programming n. A style of (incompetent) programming dominated by ritual inclusion of code or program structures that serve no real purpose.
  A cargo cult programmer will usually explain the extra code as a way of working around some bug encountered in the past, but usually neither the bug nor the reason the code apparently avoided the bug was ever fully understood (compare shotgun debugging, voodoo pr The term `cargo cult' is a reference to aboriginal religions that grew up in the South Pacific after World War II....