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So Nip Up To The Loft And Check Out Your Old Singles To See If There Are Any That Were Played A Lot On The Radio, But You Never Got Around To Buying.
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So nip up to the loft and check out your old singles to see if
there are any that were played a lot on the radio, but you never
got around to buying.
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It takes the edge out of the colors. Down here even the traffic lights are pastel....
Check to see if you any words out.
A young man enters the New York branch of Tiffany's on a Friday evening and walks up to a display case full of pearl necklaces.
He turns to a gorgeous woman, who is obviously windowshopping, looks her straight in the eye and says, "I can tell by your eyes that you really want that necklace....
bug n. An unwanted and unintended property of a program or piece of hardware, esp.
one that causes it to malfunction. Antonym of feature....
Plumber: Well, to be honest, I never got around to ordering that part for you, so, uh, it's still going to be a couple of weeks.
Homer: [sly] Oh, really? Plumber: Yes... Home...
Check to see if you any words out. -- Writing Rule 15
Old cashiers never die, they just check out.
Selma: Sorry, my mind's made up. Patty: Why do you want to have a baby so bad?
Selma: I got a lot of love to give, and right now my only outlet is my ham radio....
Old musicians never die, they just get played out.