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• One of the main troubles about going to Europe is that no one wants to hear about your trip when you get back home.
  Your friends and relatives are rife with jealousy and are not only sorry you went to Europe but deeply regret that you came back....
• Sorry about that, fans.
• Talk about excitement. If you really want to have excitement in your life, try raising rabbits.
  Every day is a hare raising event! (I think it is time for an apology, sorry, really sorry about this one!...
• Sorry about that Chief. -- Maxwell Sma
• They crossed a pit bull with a collie. It bites your leg off and goes for help.
  -- Hear about the new breed in pet shops?...
• Homer: [into bullhorn] Marge, Marge! Marge: Homer? Home
  Look Marge, I'm sorry I haven't been a better husband....
• I'm really sorry about always saying I'm really sorry.
• Homer: Lisa! What did I tell you about playing that saxamuhthing in the house?
  Lisa: I was just playing the blues... Dad. [sobs] Home...