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• Homer: You can be the first to try out the new guest bedroom I built.
  [quietly] Remember, if the building inspector comes by, it's not a room, it's a window box....
• Mathematics consists in proving the most obvious things in the least obvious way. POLYA
• Nonsense. This is an AD&D game, so that CAN'T be Cthulhu.
• The obvious is always least understood. -- Clemens Wenzel Lothar Metternich-Winneburg
• The young have aspirations that never come to pass, the old have reminiscences of what never happened.
  -- Saki (Hector Hugh Munro)...
• No question is so difficult as one to which the answer is obvious.
• Marge: Homer! Bart! Maggie! Company eating rules.
  Homer: [burps] Oh, right. [everyone eats all delicate, like] Ba...
• Moe: [answering the phone] Flaming Moe's. Bart: Uh, yes, I'm looking for a friend of mine.
  Last name Jass. First name Hugh. Moe: Uh, hold on, I'll check....
• There was a young lady named Clair Who possessed a magnificent pai
  At least so I thought Till I saw one get caught On a thorn, and begin losing air....