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So We Immediately Rushed Out And Set Up Our Own Lost Manual Review Committee.. -- HavenTree
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So we immediately rushed out and set up our own Lost Manual Review Committee..
-- HavenTree
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If you don't like this disclaimer: tough. We reserve the right to do the absolute minimum provided by law, up to and including nothing....
We may mount from this dull Earth, and viewing it from on high, consider whether Nature has laid out all her cost and finery upon this small speck of Dirt.
So, like Travelers into other distant countries, we shall be better able to judge of what's done at home, know how to make a true estimate of, and set its own value upon every thing....
Oh give me your pity! I'm on a committee, We attend and amend Which means that from morning And contend and defend to night, Without a conclusion in sight.
We confer and concur, We defer and demur, We revise the agenda And reiterate all of our thoughts....
My friends, I am here to tell you of the wonderous continent known as Africa.
Well we left New York drunk and early on the morning of February 31....
The following appeared in a letter sent by a committee of homeowners from the Deerhaven Acres to all homeowners in Deerhaven Acres.
"Seven years ago, homeowners in nearby Brookville community adopted a set of restrictions on how the community's yards should be landscaped and what colors the exteriors of homes should be painted....
My wife's on a diet. She used to be so fat every time she got into a taxi the driver rushed her to the hospital.
She went to the health club and one week she lost fifteen pounds....
In the years since our arrival, we have foolishly disrupted so many of Planet's ecosystems that entire species may vanish without our ever having understood, or even known them.
We must halt this plunder, and halt it immediately, for our own survival as a species depends on our ability to strike a balance on this world....
REVIEW, v.t. To set your wisdom (holding not a doubt of i
Although in truth there's neither bone nor skin to it) At work upon a book, and so read out of it The qualities that you have first read into it....
To divide one's life by years is of course to tumble into a trap set by our own arithmetic.
The calendar consents to carry on its dull wall-existence by the arbitrary timetables we have drawn up in consultation with those permanent commuters, Earth amd Sun....