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A Phaser Is The Universal Communicator. -- Worf
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A phaser is the universal communicator.
-- Worf
Related:
Riker: "This console is tactical configuration." Worf
Yes, phaser power status, intruder scan, torpedo guidance." -- "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2...
Worf: "I've just completed a survey of our tactical systems.
We are equipped with ten phaser banks, two-hundred and fifty photon torpedoes, and a high- capacity shield grid....
I say put all available power into a full-out combined phaser and photon torpedo salvo.
Destroy their ability to sustain this forcefield, sir....
A phaser on stun is like a day without orange juice.
How do I set my phaser to "tickle?
There's nothing a concentrated phaser blast can't solve.
Walk softly and carry a fully charged PHASER!
Yes, this phaser is emp....OOOPS! -- Famous Last Word
Beam me up, Scotty! It ate my phaser!