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• A conscious fruit fly would have to confront exactly the same difficulties, the kind of insoluble problems as man.
  -- E.M. Ciora...
• The following is a memo from the principal of Academia High School.
  "Academia High School should abolish its after-school performing-arts programs and replace them with computer-technology programs....
• If an army of monkeys were strumming on typewriters, they MIGHT write all the books in the British museum.
  -- Sir Arthur Eddingto...
• I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• Occasionally you get some luck in pictures. More occasionally you have bad luck.
  If something happens that wasn't premeditated, photograph it. -- John Ford...
• For of all sad words of tongue or pen, The saddest are these
  It might have been!" -- John Greenleaf Whittier (1807-1892) _Maud Muller_ [1856]...
• I think this country would be in much better shape if all liberal arts majors agreed to get a good grip on algebra and trigonometry
  if not calculus, and all engineering/science majors agreed to get a good grip on literature, art, music, etc....