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• I just got out of the hospital after a speed reading accident. I hit a bookmark. -- S. Wrigh
• If exercise is all that good for you, how come the doctor with the greatest seniority has the parking place closest to the hospital door?
• The young Georgia miss came to the hospital for a checkup.
  "Have you been X-rayed?" asked the doctor. "Nope," she said, "but ah've been ultraviolated....
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• The Doctor is ON.
• Joey: Look, I know I should have told you this a long time ago but I am not Drake Remore, OK.
  I'm not even a doctor, I'm an actor. I just pretend to be a doctor....
• Joe's Mortuary: You Stab 'Em, We Slab 'Em!
• Morty's Mortuary - You kill em' we chill em'.