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Do not fold, spindle, or mutilate.
FSM: Fold, Spindle and Mutilate
We'd like to make a deal with the computer. We promise not to fold, spindle or mutilate if it will stop asking us to sign our name over those little holes in the space marked for signature.
Please do Not: Fold, Spindle, or Cogitate
Pardon me while I fold my pants.
Fine, DON'T have a nice day, see if I care.
SCB: Spindle Card and Belch
SSP: Seek SPindle
I presume you've come to see my mistress, Mr. Danger.
I don't care about your love life, or what his name is. I came to see Nancy--- uh, Mrs. Haber....