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• Kamikaze Chemi
• Drink your coffee - there are people in India sleeping. -- Seen on a coffee cup
• Bunsen Burner: A device invented by Robert Bunsen (1811-1899) for brewing coffee in the laboratory
  hereby enabling the chemist to be poisoned without having to go all the way to the company cafeteria....
• Q: What do you call poisoned coffee? A: Grounds for divorce.
• What do they call a coffee break at the Lipton Tea Co.?
• And THIS is your brain on drugs with a side order of toast and coffee.
• Unemployment helps stretch your coffee break.
• To Split, or not to Split: that is the question. -- Amoeba
• To be or not to be, that is the split infinitive.