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Squeeze My Lemon, Till The Juice Runs Down My Leg...
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Squeeze my Lemon, till the juice runs down my leg...
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I can't stop my leg!!!
In fact, I DON'T put my pants on one leg on leg at a time.
Ned: [notes Marge squeezing a grapefruit] Marge Simpson!
Still making juice the old-fashioned way? [actually, Marge is squeezing it on Lisa's hair] Lisa...
Burns: [off camera] Smithers! I want my tea! Marge
Doesn't it bother you that he orders you around like that?...
I wear my heart on my sleeve. I wear my liver on my pant leg. -- Steven Wrigh
Insanity runs in my family; it practically gallops...
Gimp Gump.........Guess what I have in my wooden leg!
I'd much rather a pitbull 'ride' my leg than eat it.