Related:

• Squirrels eating squirrels, my God, that's sick.
• Paster Crosstalk: What items are specifically mentioned by GOD as being unclean?
  Now did you know... preying birds... praying mantises....
• SPAM: Squirrels, Possum, And Mice.
• Squirrels: rats with good public relations.
• A chain of lynx; a peck of birds; a hoard of squirrels...
• Squirrels swim on their backs to keep their nuts dry!
• Your squirrels don't know where you are tonight.
• Live fast, die young, and leave a flat patch of fur on the highway!
  -- The Squirrels' Motto ("The Hell's Angels of Nature")...