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• A squirt of milk zooms past and immediately soaks into the ground.
• What is an unborn baby? Daddies' Little Squirt.
• Guns don't kill people... bullets do.
• Guns don't kill people, OS/2 salesmen do...
• Vittorio: I am so glad I had a chance to meet you before we did this, Krusty, because I am a great fan.
  [holds out hand] Don Vittorio DiMaggio....
• Guns don't kill people... fast-moving projectiles do.
• Guns don't kill people, off-line readers do.
• One of these days in your travels, a guy is going to come up to you and show you a nice
  brand- new deck of cards on which the seal is not yet broken, and this guy is going to offer to bet you that he can make the jack of spades jump out of the deck and squirt cider in your ear....