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Standards? Sure, we've got hundreds of 'em!
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Gee, there must be hundreds of em! -- Carl Saga
T is sweet to think that where'er we rove We are sure to find something blissful and dea
And that when we 're far from the lips we love, We 've but to make love to the lips we are near....
We have standards and expect you not to exceed them.
You tell 'em Brake, You've got the drag.
You tell 'em Cabbage, You've got the head.
You tell 'em Clock, You've got the time.
You tell 'em Dentist, You've got the pull.
You tell 'em Doctor, you've got the patients.
You tell 'em Operator, You've got their number.