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• For parents only: Have you hugged your child today?
• Baby = A new acorn on the family tree.
• Adolescence is when children start bringing up their parents.
• This is your teacher!? I should start going to Parents' Night.
  [growls] -- Homer sees Bart's photo of a sexy Ms. Krabappel, "Bart the Love...
• Ned: Until this, I never thought Homer and Marge were bad parents, but now I know you kids need a less hellbound family!
  Maude: Just sit back, and before you know it, you'll be part of the Flanders flock....
• which reminds me of the Carrot family: Ma Carrot, Pa Carrot, and Baby Carrot.
  One fine spring day they decided to go out for a picnic....
• Don't forget about the importance of the family. It begins with the family.
  We're not going to redefine the family. Everybody knows the definition of the family....
• There is only one success -- to be able to spend your life in your own way. -- Christopher Morley
• I was a war baby. My parents took a look at me and started fighting.