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• The dyslexic Borg: Assimilation is irrelevant. You are futile.
• Taglines are irrelevant. You will be assimilated.
• We are Microsoft. OS/2 is irrelevant. UNIX is irrelevant.
  Openness is futile. Prepare to be assimilated....
• We are Microsoft. Unix is irrelevant. Openness is futile. Prepare to be assimilated.
• Strength is irrelevant. Resistance is futile... Freedom is irrelevant.
  Self-determination is irrelevant... Death is irrelevant....
• I am Homer of the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is irrelevant.
  Preparation is irrel...MMMmmm...doughnut!...
• Taglines are irrelevant. You will be assimilated into the Blue Wave.
• If you can read this, you're irrelevant. Borg
• Borg of Istanbul, Constantinople is irreleva