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Stay Away From Russia. If You Go To Moscow You'll Get Yourself Arrested And End Up In The Salt Mines.
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Stay away from Russia. If you go to Moscow you'll get yourself arrested and
end up in the salt mines.
-- Nicholas Daniloff's grandmother (to her grandson)
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