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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• ZEBRA A horse with stripes added. Now available in five different colours, and with optional spots.
  Zebras are now almost extinct, most of their number having been skinned to make pedestrian crossings....
• I will point out that a lady of refinement would not wish to be found so high in a tree.
  "Then I am a lady of refinement well and truly," said Madouc, "since I did not wish to be found....
• NOBODY, MR Semi-mythical person whom I was always told would come to clean my room.
  But he never did. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• MARK, MARKY I don't know what it is about these people who not only have first and surnames starting with the same letters, but also have the nerve to get famous with those names.
  I guess their parents were all alliteration enthusiasts....
• Scott: "Do you mind a little advice? Starfleet captains are like children.
  They want everything right now, and they want it their way....
• Little old lady at US immigration] Official: Do you advocate the overthrow of the government by violence or subversion?
  Little old lady: [Pause for thought] Violence, I think....
• GREATBIGOSAURUS Last of the great dinosaurs, the Greatbigosaurus became extinct just last week, when it got run down by a film-crew on its way to film a Traffic Accident Commission commercial.
  Well, come on, if you were 65 million years old, you'd be a little slow crossing the street too....
• Ruth: I give up. A single mother can't win in a man's world.
  Marge: Ruth, that's a lot of hooey. It's not over 'till it's over....