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• I haven't time to go chasing after him! There's violence to be done! -- Monty Pytho
• DINGO: And after the spanking ... the oral sex. GALAHAD
  Oh, dear! Well, I... GIRLS: The oral sex ... The oral sex....
• They spend years searching for their natural parents, convinced their parents will be happy to see them.
  I mean, really, can you imagine someone being happy to see an orphan?...
• Burns: I see. Well, I -- ooh, you know, I just remembered, it's time for my annual donation.
  [brings out checkbook and pen] I wonder how much I should give....
• TRUST, n. In American politics, a large corporation composed in greater part of thrifty working me
  widows of small means, orphans in the care of guardians and the courts, with many similar malefactors and public enemies....
• I'm sick and tired of all this sex on the telly! I keep falling off. -- Monty Pytho
• If anything can go wrong with Monty Python, it will.
• letter from Mark to Mike, about the film's probale certificate) I would like to get back to the Censor and agree to lose the shi
  ake the odd Jesus Christ out and lose Oh fuck off, but to retain 'fart in your general direction', 'castanets of your testicles' and 'oral sex' and ask him for an 'A' rating on that basis....
• Quote #196 If we took the bones out, it wouldn't be crunchy, would it? -- Monty Pytho