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• I cannot say whether things will get better if we change
  what I can say is they must change if they are to get better. -- G. C. Lichtenberg...
• Doing just the opposite is also a form of imitation -- G. C. Lichtenberg
• Probably no invention came more easily to man than when he thought up heaven. -- G. C. Lichtenberg
• If you think this is funny, look in a mirror.
• Nice guys can look themselves in the mirror.
• You look like a man with the minimum daily requirement of intelligence.
  Where can I find a book on self-confidence? -- Herma...
• Sometimes men come by the name of genius in the same way that certain insects come by the name of centipede--not because they have a hundred feet, but because most people can't count above fourteen.
  -- G. C. Lichtenberg...
• Despising machines to a man, The Luddites joined up with the Klan, And ride out by night In a sheeting of white To lynch all the robots they can.
  -- C. M. and G. A. Maxso...