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• If you come any closer introduce yourself!
• Come closer... a little closer... ulp! Go away!
• Burns: I must have her! Smithers, zoom in. Closer!
  Closer! Closer, dammit! [the camera hits Marge in the forehead] Marge...
• If you move the TV any closer to the bed I'll be sleeping with Jay Leno!
• Lisa: I don't know, Bart. Something tells me Willy's still out there, and that he could come back at any time in any form and kill us in ways we can't even imagine!
  [a bus pulls up; Willy gets off] Willy: Boo!...
• Nurse: [concerned] What's the matter, son? Bart: [clutching his stomach] Sharp, stabbing pains.
  .. in my stomach. Nurse: Oh dear, I've heard of this....
• Programmer (n): One who makes the lies the salesman told come true.
• If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you. -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)
• Doing nothing gets pretty tiresome because you can't stop and rest.