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• just appalling" George Bush (USA) (bigboss@white-house.
  wash.gov) -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA....
• TELEVISION Just a small box that sits in the corner of the room, but still manages to dominate your life.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• BYE Oh, seeya. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
• DULL Yes it is, isn't it. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
• MAN o /|\ / \ -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
• KETTLE Device designed to heat up water, whistle just too quietly for you to hear when it's finished, boil dry, explode and burn your house down.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• STATIONERY Objects such as pens, pencils, stapler and sticky-tape.
  These have been studied over the last few years, and it has now been confirmed that they are able to move around a house or office on their own....
• PHOENIX This shouldn't be in here. It just sounds like it starts with an F.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• WEATHER Environmental conditions which necessitate the wearing of whatever article/s of clothing you just happen not to have brought with you.
  This is because weather has an average unpredictability factor of 97%....