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Strange Women Lying In Ponds Distributing Swords Is No Basis For A System Of Government!
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Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of
government!
-- Monty Python
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Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!
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ARTHUR: Charge! [They all charge with swords drawn towards the RABBIT.
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