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Strike Any Match To Burn Computer.
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Strike any match to burn computer.
Related:
Strike any key to detonate computer.
Strike any key to continue.
File not found. Strike any USER to continue...
Klingon prompt: Strike any user when ready.
The draft that blows out a match makes a furnace burn better, and what prostrates a coward excites a brave man to action.
Apathy error: Strike any key, or none. Who cares!
All but Moe: Go, Moe! Go, Moe! Don't make Homer shout out "D'oh"!
[Moe rolls a strike] All: Yay!...
On the way to the corner, any dropped tool will first strike your toes.
Corollary to Anthony's Law of the Workshop...
Humans are unreliable, inefficient, often lazy, sometimes pregnant, liable to strike, need to be fed and paid, take up a lot of space and are slow by computer standards.