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Structured Programming - A Technique Which Creates Beautiful Looking Code Which Doesn't Work.
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a technique which creates beautiful looking code which doesn't work.
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crock n. [from the American scatologism `crock of shit'] 1.
An awkward feature or programming technique that ought to be made cleaner....
crock: [from the American scatologism `crock of shit'] n.
1. An awkward feature or programming technique that ought to be made cleaner....
The genetic code does not, and cannot, specify the nature and position of every capillary in the body or every neuron in the brain.
What it {can} do is describe the underlying fractal pattern which creates them....
black magic n. [common] A technique that works, though nobody really understands why.
More obscure than voodoo programming, which may be black art, deep magic, and...
Voodoo Programming: Things programmers do that they know shouldn't work but they try anyway, and which sometimes actually work, such as recompiling everything.
-- Karl Lehenbaue...
Quote #605 Voodoo Programming: Things programmers do that they know shouldn't work but they try anyway, and which sometimes actually work, such as recompiling everything.
-- Karl Lehenbaue...
Real Programmers think structured programming is a Communist plot.
Structured Programming supports the law of the excluded muddle.