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Subject to approval. This is not an offer to sell securities.
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This document does not constitute an offer to sell nor a desire to purchase.
May your priest offer to sell you a tape recording of your last confession.
Ansi-Phreak Seal of Approval
Sell! Sell Everything, dammit! Sell!!
Flanders: Many people offer to sell their souls without reflecting on the grave ramifications -- Home
[impatiently] _Do_ you have a donut or not? Flande...
Morbid: Higher offer...
A promoter is a person who wants to sell you something you don't need that he does not have
at a price you can't afford, and for reasons neither of you can possibly understand, but the deal goes through and now you make your living using the things no one wanted to do what everyone said could not be done, for people who don't want what you offer....
If a child lives with approval, he learns to like himself. -- Dorothy Law Nolte
Lean too much on the approval of people, and it becomes a bed of thorns. -- Tehyi Hsieh