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• Hey, there are nine Scouts. Didn't we leave for camp with ten?
• Marge: [answering phone] Hello? Oh, Homey, hello! I can't remember the last time you called me from wor-- oh, you want to speak with Lisa.
  [Lisa picks up the phone] Homer: Hi Lisa, how's your spring break going?...
• When Boy Scouts do it, it's intense.
• When a computer is most needed it will break down. -- Murphy's Tenth Law of Programming
• College is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year just for you to go to a strange town and get drunk every night?
  -- David Wood...
• Most gays have heterosexual parents.
• Summer is that time when you discover what is new in bathing suits, and also, what is new out of these.
• Know what I hate most? Rhetorical questions. -- Henry N. Camp