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• I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
• I don't know what you mean by YOUR way, all the ways about here belong to ME - but why did you come out here at all?
• Marge: [walking in] Homer! Where did you get that?
  Homer: [pause] Get what? Marge: That giant donut. Home...
• Homer: Woo hoo! I'm so glad to have my mom back. I never realized how much I missed her!
  Marge: [pause] She's nice. Homer: But...? Marge: I just don't think you should get too excited about the woman who abandoned you for 25 years....
• Homer: Come on, guys! Let's be the team that supports each other.
  [chanting] You can do it, Otto! You can do it, Otto!...
• YOU can help wipe out COBOL in our lifetime
• One of these days in your travels, a guy is going to come up to you and show you a nice
  brand- new deck of cards on which the seal is not yet broken, and this guy is going to offer to bet you that he can make the jack of spades jump out of the deck and squirt cider in your ear....
• Basic Law of Exams: The more studying you did for the exam, the less sure you are as to which answer they want.
• Second Law of Applied Terror: The more studying you did for the exam, the less sure you are as to which answer they want.