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APOLOGIZE, V.i. To Lay The Foundation For A Future Offence.
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APOLOGIZE, v.i. To lay the foundation for a future offence.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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PLEASE, v. To lay the foundation for a superstructure of imposition.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Adore, v.: To venerate expectantly.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
BIGAMY, n. A mistake in taste for which the wisdom of the future will adjudge a punishment called trigamy.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
EXTINCTION, n. The raw material out of which theology created the future state.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
GRAPESHOT, n. An argument which the future is preparing in answer to the demands of American Socialism.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
PROPHECY, n. The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Brain, v. [as in "to brain"]: To rebuke bluntly, but not pointedly
o dispel a source of error in an opponent. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
PARDON, v. To remit a penalty and restore to the life of crime.
To add to the lure of crime the temptation of ingratitude....