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Surfers do it in waves.
Related:
Surfers do it standing up.
Surfers do it with their wives, or, if unmarried, with their girl friends.
Physicists do it in waves.
Sailors Do it on (ahem) the waves!
Waves are caused by whale farts.
Climb into the Chao with a friend or two And follow the Way it carries you, Adrift like a Lunatic Lifeboat Crew Over the Waves in whatever you do.
-- HBT; The Book of Advise, 1:3...
Always remember the past, but make waves when it matters.
If you don't make waves, you're not underway yet.
It's not the size of the ship, it's the size of the waves. -- Little Richard