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• Surf's up!
• Surfing the Internet" is a sad term for sad people.
  Get a board, find a beach, surf some REAL waves and get a *real* life....
• The beach has come to an abrupt end as it runs into a spur from the mountains overhead which extends outward into the surf.
  The only obvious direction to proceed is to the east, where the beach widens considerably....
• Surf Nicaragua
• Never miss a good chance to shut up. -- Scott Beach's grandfathe
• Apathetic Surf Club: We don't surf, and we don't care.
• Surf City ... here we come !
• he shells (shee shelz) n. pl.: plastic tampon applicators washed up on the beach
• Yo momma so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.
  .......