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• This is NOT Burger King. You do not get it YOUR way.
• King's Cross is an area where terrible things happen to people
  to buildings, to cars, to trains, usually while you wait, and if you weren't careful you could easily end up involved in a challenging dialogue yourself....
• I like the old-time diners with names like Eat. But be careful if they advertise a bottomless cup of coffee.
  You could end up with a scalded crotch. -- Tommy Sledge...
• When you get your PH.D. will you get able to work at BURGER KING? -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Abe: [points to old TV] There she is, the old Radiation King.
  You'd park yourself right there and watch for hours on end....
• Civilization! Look for a Burger King." -- BADGER in "Nexu
• Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.
• I want to show you an optimistic sign that things are beginning to turn around.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle trying to convince reporters that the economy was doing better because a Burger King had a 'now hiring' sign in the window....
• Man, I wish I was an adult so I could break the rules.
  -- Bart is caught watching a cable porn channel, [Burger King alert!...