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• Suzie COBOL /soo'zee koh'bol/ 1. [IBM: prob. from Frank Zappa's `Suzy Creamcheese'] n.
  A coder straight out of training school who knows everything except the value of comments in plain English....
• J. Random Hacker: [MIT] /J rand'm hak'r/ n. A mythical figure like the Unknown Soldie
  he archetypal hacker nerd. See {random}, {Suzie COBOL}....
• JCL: /J-C-L/ n. 1. IBM's supremely {rude} Job Control Language.
  JCL is the script language used to control the execution of programs in IBM's batch systems....
• COBOL: /koh'bol/ [COmmon Business-Oriented Language] n.
  (Synonymous with {evil}.) A weak, verbose, and flabby language used by {card walloper}s to do boring mindless things on {dinosaur} mainframes....
• green bytes: n. (also `green words') 1. Meta-information embedded in a file, such as the length of the file or its name
  as opposed to keeping such information in a separate description file or record....
• Real World: n. 1. Those institutions at which `programming' may be used in the same sentence as `FORTRAN', `{COBOL}', `RPG', `{IBM}', `DBASE', etc.
  Places where programs do such commercially necessary but intellectually uninspiring things as generating payroll checks and invoices....
• JCL /J-C-L/ n. 1. IBM's supremely rude Job Control Language.
  JCL is the script language used to control the execution of programs in IBM's batch systems....
• J. Random Hacker /J rand'm hak'r/ n. [very common] A mythical figure like the Unknown Soldie
  he archetypal hacker nerd. This term is one of the oldest in the jargon, apparently going back to MIT in the 1960s....
• J. Random: /J rand'm/ n. [generalized from {J. Random Hacker}] Arbitrary
  ordinary; any one; any old. `J. Random' is often prefixed to a noun to make a name out of it....